February 2011
That awkward moment when there is no awkward...
joe41390:
justinbieberthinks:
When you’re crying
Expectation:
Reality:
Giving your crush a sexy look
Expectation:
Reality:
Trying to get someone’s attention
Expectation:
Reality:
Being surprised
Expectation:
Reality:
Eating normally
Expectation:
Reality:
Time, which changes people, does not alter the image we have retained of them.
– Marcel Proust (via monstreux)
That moment when you walk into school.
threecheersforfears:
I really hate the mall.
twistedbrilliance:
All the rich girls strutting with their shopping bags like:
All the stoner guys hogging the benches looking like:
All the ghetto girls talking loud like:
All the mean girls staring down everyone else like:
All the pervy old men are staring at you like:
And then there’s me.
Never again.
Fact; After we're done having sex, I love...
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
pretend you don’t love him, just pretend. then two...
January 2011
That awkward moment when there's nothing exciting...
Things annoying Facebook users do:
itspaymon:
handsacrossmychest:
• Post ugly pictures of themselves 100 times a day • Explain how much they love their boyfriend/girlfriend daily • Over use exclamation marks and love hearts • Conclude how there day has been and tag everyone they saw • Announce that they are going to bed • Join groups such as “Like if you have facebook” • Ask people to text them or to make plans
this...
When the only person you want to hear from ignores...
warwithself:
When someone tries to offend you, but you just...
-smokerface:
Facebook now supports GIFs.
kill-all-idiots:
this is awesome.
click here for details.
When I realize that I don't mean as much to...
A relationship without trust is like a car without...